asking for a friend

something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it

person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf

by mouthrat December 28, 2021

Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012

I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

Asking nicely

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.

He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.

by O_O ****** March 8, 2010

cum awnings

Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.

I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.

by Longjondikweed February 26, 2019