Avengeancy

Avengeancy can only occur when one's girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), is slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer must have a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she can be identified, and must be driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. One must spend exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer will be found in an abandoned house in North Korea. One must sneak into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. This is Avengeancy.

"Man, the craziest thing just happened. My girlfriend (not boyfriend, under any circumstances), was slaughtered in bed with a push mower. The murderer had a distinctive facial feature and/or speech pattern by which he/she could be identified, and was driven to murder by depravity caused by severe drug addiction. I spent exactly 666 days searching for the murderer, before the murderer was found in an abandoned house in North Korea. I snuck into the sleeping murderer's room and shoot them no less than 22 times with a .357 caliber magnum. It was classic Avengeancy."

by Roo Bradly July 26, 2009

Avengers

The best movie with the sexiest men to grace the face of the Earth!!!

. . . By the way, Loki is the best and the Avengers are all just jealous.

Avengers quote

Steve Rogers/Captain America: Take away the suit, and what are you?

Tony Stark/Iron Man: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

by TOTALLYNOTLOKI December 18, 2012

The Avenger

The fart you let loose that pays your friends back for the evil they did to you. Best done in a closed space.

I'm about to release the Avenger!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Avenger

Damn Hot Cruise bike from Bajaj Motors India.Stunning looks and speed.

Avenger .. feel like God !!!!

by Linkin Park October 11, 2005

Avenger

Fans of Avenged Sevenfold are called Avengers, much like Paramore fans are Parawhores. Some write 'Avenger' on their arms or get it tattooed, the same with other bands' fan-names.

Guy: So you like Avenged Sevenfold?

Avenger: Oh yeah, I'm an Avenger to the heart!

by throwawaythekeys November 6, 2011

Avenger

AVENGER v. Shrill and frequent lies of an uninformed political nature. n. to be a liar

v. John Kerry is the AVENGER of the working man. n. That John Kerry, he is an AVENGER

by News Group Reader June 29, 2004

AvEnGeR

Poorest Triber ever to take to the game. Questionable sexuality.
See: wordanal avengerword

Oh god, not on AvEnGeR's team again...

by Fanboy February 15, 2003