autoshartphyxiation

The combination of sharting yourself while in the act of asphyxiation.

It's hard to find a toothless hooker to help me with autoshartphyxiation.

by autoreverseaudio November 29, 2007

autoshotty

The term used as a nickname for the Benelli M4 (M1014) shotgun (also called the "XM1014") in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. The term 'autoshotty' is used because the shotgun is semi-automatic, and thus the shotgun can shoot at a higher rate of fire than that of other shotguns.

"I just got killed by a guy with an autoshotty! He's at connector."
"Can someone buy me an autoshotty? I feel like wrecking these n00bs."

by AutoSniperDude November 15, 2016

autosphyxiation

Jerk Your meat while also hanging yourself from a ceiling fan

Shit man I'm so depressed right now, I'm going home to commit autosphyxiation

by Grilk August 24, 2022

autoshagger

A device that performs that most arduous of tasks - wanking - using the magic of electricity to satisfy the user

Jay: I ordered an autoshagger last night
Dave: Whats wrong with a woman?
Jay: They hate me

by The autoshagger company Ltd March 31, 2008

autothysis

The act of self-insemination by a female with her fist, by squeezing the semen through her fingers and forcing it out into her vagina. Most commonly practiced when the vagina is too loose and floppy to provide sufficient pleasure to the male.

"The woman's vagina was flapping in the wind as she stuffed a fistful of cum into her gaping vagina, squeezing it out from between her fingers. Thats some hot autothysis, baby!"

by kpha2 March 3, 2009

Autoshmile

Getting an automatic 'shmile' because of something that makes you happy

It made me autoshmile!

by Zaboud January 1, 2012

autoshotty

A name used to refer to any kind of automatic shotgun. Autoshotties are commonly defamed as "noob weapons", however these are simply complaints that are made when people get rekt too many times by said autoshotty. Autoshotties were made popular by such guns as the AA-12 from Modern Warfare and the XM1014 from Counter-Strike.

xXSNIP3RS_4_LYFExX: "Wow, look at this dude with an autoshotty. What a loser."
MagicMan69: "Get rekt, m8"

by SirLongDonger November 22, 2020