automated voice fucker

the annoying computerized voice at the other end of the phone when calling a hotline or helpline; sometimes accompanied with incessant soft rock music like Michael Bolton

That automated voice fucker just told me to go fuck myself!
I needed to know how to program my VCR and all I got was this automated voice fucker! Hoozah!

by BadDewd April 4, 2003

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Automobile

A thing that runs horselessly

I be rollin in my automobile

by Gary mcbrindleberge December 2, 2019

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Autobate

To masturbate while driving.

Person 1: Man, long road trips are so boring.
Person 2: Dude, you should autobate.

by Bob Ding February 6, 2007

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Automoboner

That excited feeling EVERYWHERE in your body when you see a car that tickles your fancy.

I was watching the science channel and saw this new BMW which will change shape due to it's flexible skin. It gave me such an automoboner.

by Wisconsin_Techno August 30, 2009

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automobilesexual

sexually attracted to cars, has different types referring to color and brand.

car: are you automobilesexual because I need you to ride me right now.

by combabbycomon December 18, 2020

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(a)disembodied female voice that answers consumer service questions providing no answers and plenty of frustration.

(b)an uptight woman,usually a salesperson or customer representative, who won't cut you any slack and only gives you static about everything.

Even though I told her I would send the money today,that automated bitch turned off my phone off anyway.

by innerrashida June 29, 2006

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