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AUTOCUMMER

A state of being where a man cums every 8 seconds on the dot with no fail for 12 hours.
David is struggling with AUTOCUMMER and he is busting like crazy.
by Dirty Mario Judha July 24, 2021
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Autocum

Shit I’m autocumming!
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autotumor

When someone who sucks at singing uses an auto tuner for everything, i.e. Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey bombed the song so hard because of the autotumor she has!
by MeowRBLX January 11, 2020
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Autoblumpkin

When you're taking a shit, and you give yourself a blowjob at the same time.
"Last night I was taking a huge dump, right? So to ease the pain a little bit, I gave myself an autoblumpkin. Best shit ever.
by Officer Dickhead July 28, 2016
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