Autobate

To masturbate while operating a motor vehicle.

The sun set low in the western sky and darkness rolled slowly in;
After 15 hours of driving, I had to autobate just to stay awake.

by M.S. Allison December 13, 2008

Autobate

To masturbate while driving.

Person 1: Man, long road trips are so boring.
Person 2: Dude, you should autobate.

by Bob Ding February 6, 2007

autobating

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

by poopswallower December 3, 2013

Autobesity

A word used by smug Guardian reading sandal wearing, bike fanatics to diminish large vehicles that they likely can't afford.

Stefan and I were sitting having our soy lattes when one of those ghastly SUVs carrying a mother and three kids parked in front of us. I hate the autobesity and don't understand why a family of four can't ride a bicycle like us. I'm going to tweet about it.

by Goatse Nostalgic July 23, 2023

Autobeating

Stroking your shi to a photo or video of yourself

She thought I was a serial killer when she caught me autobeating.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Autogeist

A motorized vehicle under the possession of a paranormal entity

A Autogeist is a car , boat, plane or small motorized machine control by a ghost

by Mashado May 28, 2018

autoesthetic exercise

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

by jfburke619 March 30, 2021