abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

Austinite

A person born and raised in glorious Austin, TX.

Smokes pot and has a phat ass?
Must be an Austinite.

by 12go September 29, 2017

Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

austined

when you stab someone with a knife right before he knocks you out

did you here? jack austined michael before jack could knock him out.

by Bryan Soberman April 15, 2010

Austined

Austined is the past tense of the feeling that one recieves when they are getting a non-sexual satisfaction from the action of addressing a person whom they are stalking when this person is within close proximity but do not know that it is them whom you are addressing, ie when you call out to them in Maltelfovich.

Tom austined when he shouted Maltelfovich at Justin, who was an awfully vampiratic student.

Joey :"Dude, I orgasmed last night!!"
Bob :"That's nothin', I austined last night at the mall!"
Joey :"Duuude...."

by Crazy Axer May 17, 2009

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016