Half-Assery

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Aubergine Dreams

The type of purple eye-liner BrandyAlexander wears in the book Invisible Monsters.. Also mentioned in the song TimeToDance by Panic!AtTheDisco,, which is based on the book..

Brendon: Heyy ryan i love your eye-liner..

Ryro: Aaaw thanks its aubergine dreams \m/

Boys will be boys hiding in estrogen && wearing Aubergine Dreams..

by NailsForBreakfastTacksForSnack September 15, 2009

Aserose

Something that possesses the qualities of a Pine Needle.

The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":

Bart: He's an Aserose.
Proffessor Frink: Oh really? He possesses the qualities of a pine needle?
Bart: I didnt bring a Gameboy, this is all I've got.

by mickey c May 8, 2007

lol abuser

Someone who uses lol not only too much in a conversation, but is most likely NOT laughing out loud at what was previously said. Not only is this person an abuser of an already retarded term, but they are a liar. Hit them.

Vladimir: I'm really confused with this hw.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.

by KanonDface January 20, 2009

Ausperity

Ausperity (n.)
A portmanteau combining the best of ‘austerity’ and ‘prosperity’ to describe a way of life for the modern age. The enjoyment of the finer things and the appearance of being a high-flyer while actually keeping firmly within one’s means. A baller on a budget; a player on a monthly paycheck; a social doyenne on the dole.

Ausperity was first outlined in a book of the same name by Lucy Tobin.

Since I’ve become a follower of ausperity, I’ve saved hundreds on my fortnightly dinner parties.

What’re you doing throwing away your salary on that rubbish? Have you never heard of ausperity?

It’s because I’ve been following the principles of ausperity that I can now afford this holiday. Cheerio!

by Digitalquercus October 10, 2012

Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

by Grahame C. December 22, 2008

Auger

Someone who uses the AUG in Call Of Duty, and most often they are the awesome gamers but are humble about their skill; they tend to detroy the other gamers who have a stupid gamer tags like "taco" and they also obliterate the ok players who brag about thier skill (which they have little of)
it is pronounced "ogg-er"

Taco: DUde i TOTally destroyed in that game yesterday...guns guns guns.
Auger: actually u got humiliated, u know the player "buck_me_son"?
taco: ya... the guy who got me 14 times and i only got him twice... shoot stuff shoot stuff... bowy knife.
Auger: that was me

by the author452 January 11, 2012