adultification

A complaint to remember when someone says don't treat them like a kid, they don't like being treated like a kid.

He/she whined about adultification, or being treated as more adult than others, so deep down he/she must prefer to get treated like a kid, which is fine.

by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Huntification

To make something ordinarily easy and well known really confusing and hard to understand.

Mrs. Hunt Just Huntified that algebra problem!!! RUN! (Huntification)

by Mrs. Hunts Favorite student May 25, 2009

buntification

the act of sharting while bunting in baseball

He has a buntification stain on the back of his pants.

by utfan1972 November 15, 2010

Altification

The joy of having ones virginity so intact that you have more than one character in a guild of your own creation to help you in any of the online multi-player games. Chiefly Everquest.

Hey there goes Bob and his new army of toons in that guild he created.

What guild is that?

Altification.

by Sgtballz July 10, 2012

Guntification

The metamorphosis-like process in which a woman accumulates fat cell storage in her FUPA and gut to create a gunt. This is often done as an assertion of dominance, although it also has other uses, such as creating gunt cheese, gunt butter, and occupying handicapped seats on public transit. (See also: FUPA Fusion)

Denise: Why can’t I just settle down with a man and make a family? I’m getting too old for the single life.

Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.

Denise: I hadn’t thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!

Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!

by Powerqueef September 26, 2022

ANTIFRICATION

Reduction of friction

The ointment was applied liberally for its ANTIFRICATION properties

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... January 4, 2024

aunticipation

Da gleeful looking-forward-to dat a child feels about an upcoming visit from his parent's sister.

My children always become giddy with aunticipation anytime they learn that a female adult-relative will be arriving soon.

by QuacksO March 10, 2024