aunt 

A CREEPY CRAWLING THING THAT MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR A MOTHER FUCKING ANT

GOD DAMN THAT'S A HUGE AUNT!

aunt by ODETOPANIC March 16, 2017

aunt 

Parent's sister.

My aunt is a good person.

aunt by Wonbig October 13, 2021

aunt 

Parent's sister.

Aunt.

aunt by Simaduria July 26, 2024

AUNT

when mom says NO aunt says YES!

my mom said no, but i asked my auntie and she said yes!

AUNT by bigmfsexy February 14, 2026

Aunt Kathy 

A person who always pays too much for things, locks herself out of houses, constantly complains about sports on TV in group settings, and is always posting pictures of cats on Facebook.

Caitlyn, please stop being such an Aunt Kathy and layoff with all the cat posts on Facebook.

Aunt Kathy by Frustrated Nephew May 29, 2017

Aunt Pittypat 

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017

Aunt Mom

Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.

Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"

Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"

Aunt Mom by Ezekiel Calhoun December 8, 2010