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asstributes

certain attributes of the ass. mostly to define the female ass.
"that girl has some amazing asstributes!"

"she has bubbly asstributes"
by Chris Wronski April 5, 2006
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Correct Attribution

A way of wording an expression in a way that specifies which individual, entity, or other thing committed an act or caused something to happen.
An example of an 'indirect attribution' is, "It was determined that 'unless exempt by diplomatic status, all persons entering the United States, including U.S. citizens, are subject to examination and search by Customs and Border Patrol officers'." Transformed into a "correct attribution" that statement would say something like, "In August of 2009, CBP Directive 3340-049 laid out its policies on searching electronic devices....In the course of a border search, with or without individualized suspicion, an Officer may examine electronic devices and may review and analyze the information encountered at the border.” Though correctly attributing an action increases transparency and accountability, and generally furthers the common good, it takes more time to say and/or space to write.
by but for October 14, 2017
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Con-Textual Attribution Error

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.
It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.
by mckwistonator October 22, 2011
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attricute

The unsuspecting parts of someone's personality that endears them to others.
Rachael thought Daniel's cheekiness was one of his finest attricutes.
by Rachieroo September 21, 2008
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attribution

The act of James being a lying asshole.
It's called attribution
by The Empire Did Nothing Wrong January 15, 2018
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Attributoted

When your dickhead professor knows everything better and makes your paper considerably worse when correcting after 2 bottles of red wine
Oh man, Prof. Bookmaster again totally attributoted your paper. I guess now it's going to Organometallics again.
by Schmusoooo August 22, 2022
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Fattributes

When a woman's boobs get bigger as she does.
"Man, she's gotten big."
"Yeah, and she didn't even get the fattributes to go with it."
by Tiggums October 16, 2008
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