Atascadero 

The most gangsta town in all of 805 home to crips, bloods, and the notorious Southern Locos Gang, a ruthless group of Surenos who bang on busters and party like there is no tomorrow. If it's happening in the 805 it's goin down in A-Town.

Gangsta1: Let's go party party in Paso Robles.
Gangsta2: Fuck Paso Robles ese! It's goin down in A-Town!
Gangsta1: Get in the'64 we're ridin to Atascadero!

Atascadero by jay13 February 17, 2008

Atascadero 

A small town in Santa Barbara County, California where Durban grows plentifly.

Pippin was legit because he was born in Atascadero and therefore was very knowledgeable on the Durban strain of marijuana.

Atascadero by ntotheike January 23, 2006

Atascadero High School 

A little slice of hell. Typical high school in that nothing works, the teachers are boring and inept, and the administration exists for the sole purpose of being ridiculed. Primary site of interest is the haunted B Building basement, and that's it. Most buildings are retrofitted portables or ancient, except for the administration building. Only good point is the football team, which usually kicks serious ass. Also has a decent AG program, which means that you get a bunch of aggies who are just chilling there till they can go work on a farm. Also drains all school funds. School decor involves mostly concrete and orange strips of paint. Orange and grey all the... you get the point. Basically, it sucks.

Adult: So what did you do at Atascadero High School today?

Student: Slept through my first two classes, went to Taco De Mexico for lunch, skipped the horrible pep rally and smoked weed instead.

Atascadero High School by Fergalicious Definitious October 9, 2008

Atascadero State Hospital 

ASH is located on the California Central Coast. It's the largest free standing forensic mental hospital in the world. It house several prison and civil committemnts including PC-1370 (incompetent to stand trial) , MDO, Mentally Disordered Offender, PC-1026 (Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity), and WIC-6600 (Sexually Violent Predators). There's a funny but insightful book called 'The Sweet Smell of ASH in the Morning' if you curious and have a good sense of humor. Although I've seen it and wouldn't let kids read it!

Dude, You need to be locked up in Atascadero State Hospital or something.

Atascadero State Hospital by John the Goofball June 27, 2008

Atascadero High School 

This "prestigious" high school is located in the mud-hole town of Atascadero. The only thing the kids there have in common is their hatred of the teachers, as most conversations between classmates revolve around when certain teachers will be retiring. Boasting possibly the most obnoxious school colors ever thought of, (orange and grey) the wrestling teams and football teams usually kick major ass. Outside of that, AHS is possible the worst place to grow up in on the central coast. The main academical focuses of the school is to have as few dropouts as possible and to beat neighboring cities in STAR test scores. If you aren't a drug-addict or a hic, this place is seriously not for you.

Lets go smoke some weed in the creek. It's not like there's anything better to do at Atascadero High School...like learning for instance.

Atascadero High School by Peep-Grumpet November 22, 2011

Atascadero high school 

Atascadero high school as of 2019 is still a hell whole, full of druggies. Atascadero high school has really bad academic standards. the teachers are boring and are given no founds to make class fun. the highlight of a students day is hitting a jewel in the bathroom with other kids.the campus its self is very gross covered in concrete, and really crappy black and white printed posters. The school announcements are no longer over the speaker but are now in you tube videos! these are so bad you want to jab your eyes out. Now the home-less population is so high and you find yourself passing random people sleeping or smoking weed all around a-town.

atascadero high school is hell

Atascadero high school by Kjurhee March 27, 2019

Atascadero Yacht Club 

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.

Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.

Atascadero Yacht Club by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019