Eternal Atake

The quarantine album

"Eternal Atake was the quarantine album" – Alexlikesmusic, 2024, albumoftheyear

by AOTYtard January 21, 2025

"Yo no sabia"...the eternal atake 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:"Yo no sabia"...the eternal atake 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Ba’alaket

An alien overlord species that uses feminine wiles to influence and manipulate the human species, especially men, but they aren’t above having a furry taco now and again. Think "space sirens.” They currently hardly talk to human women because, I mean hey, if you have electric jelly-fish vulvas, what is the point of encouraging jealousy?

In the past, every-time they try to help they really end up just making us bigger sex fiends than we already are, and then we call them names like succubus, demon... evil mermaid, although most of these names were probably thought up by women who are just jealous of their electro-pussies and their ability to steal their men.

The Ba'alaket are masters (mistresses?) Of disguise and poison. They have "cloaking" technology that makes our brains perceive them as regular humans allowing them to walk amongst us unhindered.

“Hey Mary, weren’t you and Tom a thing? What happened?”

“Yeah, we were, but that Ba’alaket Kesha got her hands on him and now not only is he glossy-eyed and slow-witted, but he’s also an ambassador to the UN.”

“That sucks, I told you she was a succubus-demon witch, right? Let’s go shopping and get you a new vibrator and you can help me pick out the clinic for my next abortion.”

by Byrdlady June 30, 2019

Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.

"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"

by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020

Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase stated by Ralof in the beginning of The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. That became a meme through many internet cultures. It's often used between cuts or before a painful outcome.

Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush,like us and that thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.

by Flare! April 21, 2020

gay awakening

When you fall for someone of the same gender for the first time. It’s scary and wonderful and you lose all control. Your definition of love is redefined and you realize this is what you have been waiting for.

I’ve just had my gay awakening.

by antivalentine July 19, 2018

spring awakening

a kickass musical about coming of age in turn-of-the-cetury germany that opened on broadway at the eugine o'neill theatre in winter of '06. the show was adapted from the book of the same name by frank wedekind. it has a large base of awesome and dedicated fanatics, largely because of the show's risky themes and explicit songs. it features supurb acting and vocal stylings of young actors, all of which are under the age of 24 (in the original cast).

dude #1: hey wanna see spring awakening?

dude #2: is that the one with all of the sex?

concerned friend: so exactly HOW many times have you seen spring awakening?

guilty one/spring junkie: only 11!!! but im rushing it next weekend. and the weekend after. and the weekend after! YAYYYY

by Marianna Whealen May 28, 2007