Kick Asymptotes

To overcome limitations, To overcome a challenge, to find meaning and purpose in life, To do anything "geo" (domenico's definition), To transcend into infinity, etc...

Anyone can kick asymptotes if they don't give up and work hard.

by Anonymous27182818 September 18, 2016

nice asymptotes

What a geeky Math whiz boy would say to a geeky Math whiz girl as a one-liner.

At the Beta Sigma Omega Math Olympiads, Devin walked up to Melissa and looked at her graph of the function, and then tried to suavely say "Hey there, lady, nice asymptotes - can I see them closer?"

by Adel7 January 6, 2008

asymptote

-noun: a guy/girl that has a crush on someone and shows it but never does anything about it, just keeps his/her distance.

That guy is an asymptote because he likes me yet never intends to ask me on a date.

by paopao89 May 2, 2009

asymptote

A straight line that is the limiting value of a curve. It can have many different equations and is the most important factor in curve sketches and other similar mathematical sectors.

The 4th order polynomial approaches the asymptote at y = x on the cartesian number plane.

by Dan October 10, 2003

Asymptotic Sexual

A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.

Also called Asymsexual.

Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.

by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013

The Asymptote

The asymptote is a sexual maneuver wherein the object is to get as close to the vagina/anus without actually entering.

It is a difficult position, though, as approaching the event horizon may result in prejaculation.

The easiest way to preform the asymptote is to, every few seconds or so (depending on how quickly you want to approach), move the tip of the penis half the remaining distance closer.

by The6thDegree June 30, 2008

download asymptote

When your download speed steadily decreases as you near the completion of the download, such that your download will get infinitely close to finishing, but never actually finish.

The program said it'd take about 3 minutes to finish, but thanks to download asymptote it ended up taking 3 hours.

by solargambler March 15, 2013