astrosexuality

see astrosexual.
An extreme attraction to outer space. Usually involves fapping to hubble pics

Don't judge me, astrosexuality is the orientation of patricians.

by Astrosexual proclivities September 13, 2014

astrosexual

1. Someone who constantly uses the sexual lubricant Astroglide while getting laid.
2. Someone who enjoys having sex while he or she is under the influence of drugs.

1. Vicky: (naked on her bed) Hey honey are you ready yet?
Brad: (in the restroom getting undressed) Yeah baby, but just hold on one second. *rubs a bunch of Astroglide on his penis while muttering to himself* Woohoo! I'm gonna fuck this bitch into orbit!

2. Jenna: Alright, baby now that we are both naked, you know what we should do before foreplay.
Jason: Hell yeah, so we are gonna feel like we're actually making love like we are far up above in the heavens! *dishes out the joints and LSD*

by Mark H September 16, 2004

Astrosexual

Someone who believes that their gender is connected to the stars

I'm astrosexual.

by Vise_key November 18, 2019

astrosex

When you have spiritual sex while your special someone eats a sandwich while you sleep

I woke up grinding my hips, we had astrosex while he ate his sandwich

by Notchristylol September 10, 2021

Astrosex

When you have a spiritual connection with someone and have sex with them while both are asleep. Or to be in the same dream together having sex.

During last nights astrosex we slowly floated through space as we held each other and made love.

by M.serrano February 11, 2023