Verb. Meaning the act of well-lubricated anal sex or a well-lubricated handjob. The polar opposite of dryjack or dryfuck. In terms of anal, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. Never used in the singular.
1. It didn't take long for Matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. Nobody was interested in the fact that Jack was astrogliding to the sound of Angela's voice.
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Gel you rub on a girl's labia before you have sex. It helps the penis slide in the vagina.
We used astroglide last night during sex. What a difference!
by mlm147 December 4, 2010
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The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 6, 2006
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A string of astroglide left on the receiver's ass after anal intercourse.
I left that slut with an astroglide ponytail!
by Fearstyle March 11, 2008
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