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astrocious

Isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?
by sizzle_07 May 14, 2009
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Astroid Ass

When a girl has a butt that just looks fucking fantastic in pants, but once the pants come off it has so many craters it looks like an astroid.

Can also sometimes been seen when wearing very tight skirts.
Example 1
Girl 1: Ugh, she has such an astroid ass! Everyone thinks it looks so nice, but it's really not that nice!
Girl 2: I know dude, I saw that shit in the locker room the other day!
Example 2
Student 1: Dude, Ms D has such a nice ass!
Student 2: It's not that nice dude, wait until she turns around in that tight skirt. That shit's an astroid ass!
by BagFullOfBlowjobs December 13, 2014
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AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.
Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"
After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kaworu July 3, 2004
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Androcide

Combining the Greek root "andro" meaning man or male and the Latin root "cide" meaning to kill, androcide is the act of kicking a man in the balls.
Mary: OMG did you hear? Zoe went to jail!

Jonathan: What? Why?

Mary: She committed androcide!
by Deoegaanirah July 18, 2019
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Arocide

The act of committing mass genocide than arson whilst holding hands with someone
“He babe, wanna go commit arocide?”
by C l o v e r January 14, 2022
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Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.
My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.
by Maxwell March 23, 2004
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