Astoria

A town on the northern coast of Oregon that has nothing but old people, hippies, and rednecks. Is a tourist destination in the summer (the whole 2 days worth it gets a year), where the Goonies and some other movie scenes were filmed. Has a boring nightlife, and is about 90 miles north-west of Portland. Gets about 330 days of rain a year. Has a play thats run for 24+ years called Shanghaied in Astoria.

Damn, I wouldn't be caught dead living in Astoria.

by Honeybuns0903 October 28, 2008

Astoria

A small coastal town in Oregon. Many movies have been shot there including Kindergarten Cop and The Goonies.

You want to go see the house from The Goonies?

Sure, it's right in Astoria.

by duckpuzzle October 25, 2008

Astoria

An album released by a famous Canadian Rock Band called 'Marianas Trench'. It was released on October 23, 2015. It was mostly inspired by 1980s fantasy and adventure films and the 1985 movie, 'The Goonies'.

James bought the Astoria album last week. It was the best!

by KahFeccino September 5, 2016

Astoria

1. A community on the western edge of Queens in New York City, notorious for its Arab and Greek population, pretentious, low-quality eating establishments, and dirty, overcrowded and overpriced cafes where the youth gathers nightly to drink their lives away.

2. A Medievalesque town in western Queens which lacks only the proverbial walled fortress to complete its backwards image.

Venturing out into the city would mean encountering new and interesting people. So instead, let's all go down to Astoria and chill in Remy and Athens...

by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004

Astoria

A shitty dreary inbred town on the oregon coast where it rains 10 months out of the year. People trudge around in muck boots and rain gear depressed as fuck because they never see the sun shine. On the flip side the sea food is cheap and abundant and there's lots of pot dispensaries..

"Hey man wanna go to Astoria for the weekend and hit the beach?"

" No way fuck that place the rain never stops and the locals don't believe in deodorant!"

by springerflinger November 9, 2017

Astoria105

The god of online wrestling forums blessing the members of WrestlingMania with his presence.

by Astoria105 January 17, 2003

Astoria Willing

A beautiful independent women that will stick by you till the end. She loves her friends and cares about everyone.

Astoria Willing is so nice I wish she was my friend

by BUTTERFLIESRULE May 13, 2018