assy

complete piece of equipment, machinery etc. with all parts included

carburator assy

by WordWizard April 1, 2003

assy

having an ass-like or crappy quality; lameness

How about you're 19, stop being assy and sleep by yourself.

Are you kidding me? They're going to start counting pluses on a 4 point grading scale? That is super assy.

Wow, Alexander was an assy movie.

Fred Phelps is the assiest person that I've ever heard of.

by stuckupspandexbitch February 2, 2008

Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

assy

lucky; obscenely lucky

(NYC area: used as long ago as the 50s in Brooklyn pool halls to describe very lucky shots; was still being used in Jersey City in the early to mid 90s to mean lucky)

That touchdown catch was assy.
He only beat me because he got assy.

by dertycity December 28, 2005

assy

the state of being an ass; eg. moody, quiet, sickening, annoying, butthole, mean, jerk.

Quit being assy!
Darryl likes to be assy when he talks to me on the phone late at night.

by R-Bradizzle November 24, 2006

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

Assie

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".

let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.

by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014