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1.Name of anyone who works at the Law Firm of Sheppard, Mullin, Richter & Hampton (SMR&H) and or Randy Saaf and the entire workforce of Media Defender.

2.A large breezy hole created out of someone's anus due to repeated nork.
"Dearest little asstunnels,

Let me start of by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your emails removed from the entire internet (the thing that says www.). ..." - meganova
by BlackJackJester September 20, 2007
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Asstunnel is the term for employees of MediaDefender an incompetent company that poisons p2p networks that is soon to file for bankruptcy. They are the expendable adherents of the MPAA and the RIAA always ready to do their master's bidding by poisoning p2p networks with junk data, bad files, as well as committing other illegal activities against file sharers. They are also known to have an interest in beastiality. Due too their massive stupidity of forwarding all their company emails to a gmail account using the secure password blahbob nine months of their internal emails have been leaked to the internet. More information such as internal phone conversations and program source codes have now also been leaked to the net.
The asstunnel poisoned my torrent.
The asstunnel will never find employment again.
by john doe from Digg September 20, 2007
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what you get when a European whose first language isn't English tries to say "asshole."

The executives of Media Defender.
"Dearest little asstunnels, Let me start off by thanking you for your pitiful attempt to have your e-mails removed from the entire internet..."
by Masked Dragon September 20, 2007
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