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Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
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Astronaughty

Acts of a sexual nature performed when one or more people in said act are exceptionally high off of illicit substances.
"Hey girl, what say you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty at my place?"
by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022
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Astronaughty

(V. Ah-strow-nah-tee) The act of when one or more persons is/are engaging in sexual activity with each other while heavily under the influence of illicit substances.
"Aye gurrrl, what says you and I smoke this here and get astronaughty back at my place?"
by ready2ruckus May 12, 2022
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asstronaut

See that guy? what an asstronaut!
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Asstronaut

A person who is a coat-tail rider, especially in the case of musicians. Having no real talent of their own, they attatch themselves to the asshairs of the talented much like a dingleberry to attempt to ride their hard work and dedication to the stars. A.K.A. Asstronaut.
"That dude tried to tell me he WROTE that whole album, but I heard the band playing it two years before he joined. Lyin BASTARD. He only joined cause they put that record out in the first place. He probably thinks he's gonna be on mtv or some lame shit like that. haha what a fuckin asstronaut."
by manos5150 January 18, 2007
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ASStroNAUGHTY

A kinky into-science person
Laura: "You know so much about science!"
Bryan: "I'm an ASStroNAUGHTY ;D"
Laura: "Oh, are you now? ;)"
by QannonTheEnglish October 4, 2011
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astronaught

astronaught that hot dog
by pink treat February 15, 2009
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