Asstrology

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.

The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology

by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011

ASStrology

The science about Jacops thiccccccc ass.

"How much echo does your anus make when you burp?"
"I don't know I have to consult the book of ASStrology"

by Swegmazterx April 29, 2021

assroll

Continuously being an asshole without a break.

I've pissed off five people in a row! I'm on a real assroll!

by Patch Tuesday March 30, 2013

Assroll

The last person to use the last piece of the toilet paper roll, with zero motivation to replace it, be it at home or in a public toilet.

Guesstimate the number of assrolls every day in the developed world, who expect their domestic workers at home, or toilet cleaners in public, to do the task for them.

by MathPlus May 23, 2021

Ass Troll

what you see when you are having sex with a really hairy girl and you are about to do it doggie style

damn girl what is that an ass troll!!

by dirtyreddbone February 13, 2006

asstrology

The practice of pulling horoscopes and other as(s)trological information out of one's rear.

Don't bother with your horoscope, it's just asstrology.

My friend checks the asstrology column in the newspaper every day.

by Rilcis January 22, 2011

asstoll

When you have to pay extra for anal

John- how was that hooker from yesterday

Bob- terrible I had to pay an asstoll

John- aww that's your favorite

by ben_dover_red_rover March 2, 2014