assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

by yesme May 6, 2005

Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

assbrator

Devices intended to vibrate inside the anal cavity and stimulate the rectal nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling.

"With his partner out for the evening, Matt decided to put the assbrator to some good personal use."

by Orange Ball of Hate April 22, 2010

Assvaporation

When you feel the profound need to relieve your anal cavity and only gas escapes.

Rufus: Man last night I had to drop a duece like crazy, but when I got in there it was only an assvaporation.

Roger: Crazy...

by Gynocerus September 30, 2011

Assrapitry

A word to describe about a reboot of any type of media that is horrible and unfaithful to it's better and beloved original.

"That Scooby-Doo reboot Velma was pure assrapitry"

" what type of assrapitry was that shit"

(They raped the series)

by Peraka January 2, 2025

assrapitry

A word that describes a reboot or retelling of any type of media that is horrible and unfaithful to its better and beloved original.

"That new Velma show was pure assrapitry"

"What type of assrapitry was that shit"

("They raped the original")

by Peraka January 2, 2025