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assblast

1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007
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AssBlaster9000

a secret weapon hidden from the general public by the United States government
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014
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assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex
by sam October 27, 2003
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Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
by Shablam October 26, 2003
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Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.
dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.
by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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assblast

A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.
by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008
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Assblastathon

The act of literally fucking some chicks ass to oblivion, in a marithon session.
Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!

Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
by BAMF613 January 6, 2018
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