1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.
2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!
2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007
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often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
often equipped between two buttocks, this deadly yet silent weapon was used extensively in the Farting Wars of 2056
Ex. 1 - HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT ASSBLASTED WITH AN ASSBLASTER9000
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ex. 2 - Man 1 - I hear that George Bush is using the secret Assblaster 9000 to take down those dirty sandniggers
Man 2 - Yeah I hear that too
George Bush - YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOO
Ex 3 - Girl 1 - Some dude just tried this move called the assblaster 9000 on me
Girl 2 - Yeah that happens sometimes
George Bush - THAT WAS ME MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Adolf McFucknugget n fries April 19, 2014
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by sam October 27, 2003
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by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
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by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008
Get the assblast mug.Last night, I gave Kellie an assblastathon of epic proportions! That dumb cunt is going to be walking bowlegged for a week!
Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
Kellie was on the rag, so I gave her an assblastathon instead last night!
by BAMF613 January 6, 2018
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