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Assery

The act of being an ass for no other reason than being an ass.
He displayed a whole new level of assery last night.
by Rotary Rebel June 1, 2010
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Half-asser

Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could
I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'
by Levi.leadguitar November 20, 2016
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Asperger's Syndrome

A relatively mild variant of autistic spectrum disorder (ASD), marked by a watered-down version of autistic symptoms (e.g., poor social skills and communication) but perfectly intact language and intellectual abilities, which may range from average to unmeasurable genius. It is often associated with high IQ as their need for logic and often above-average mathematical and scientific skills make them STEM graduates.
Albert Einstein is hypothesised to have had Asperger's Syndrome.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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Bad-Aspergers

A person that has difficulties with social interaction, yet they are able to maintain high levels of badassery
Liam NEESON.... did you hear he has bad-aspergers?
by Timass June 15, 2012
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Assertiveness

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy
by McRule June 9, 2004
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kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
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