asspile

An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.

I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.

by Techno War God March 17, 2008

assphilic

One who loves ass.

He gets a boner just by looking at her ass. He's such an assphilic.

by technoforever897 August 21, 2010

asiaphile

Typically a fat white loser in his 50's who trolls around South-East Asia for a slim, submissive young May Ping Pang who wants him for his money and will want to cement their relationship with a child ASAP.

Look at that sweaty, red-faced asiaphile, he can't get a quality woman at home so he goes to Bangkok instead

by fuck you asiaphiles June 29, 2004

Asiaphile

A non-Asian person who sees Asian people not as individuals but as sex objects.

for example many guys that say "I wish I had an Asian chick, they're hot"...to women that sounds like "I wish I had a (insert inanimate object here)"
We're human, not commodities

by Amy Tam February 25, 2004

argophile

A highly productive but lethargic person. Someone ironically capable of quickly completing work even though s/he generally dislikes doing them in the first place.

"Sean's been complaining about this job for years. I barely see him work and yet he still gets paid in full!? Why haven't we fired him yet?"
"He's an argophile; he never missed a deadline, he hasn't hurt the company, and that works for me."

by JMcdo November 27, 2021

Asiaphile

A non-Asian person who has an identity crisis and thinks he/she is Asian. Or a non-Asian person who really wishes he/she is an asian. Typically watches anime and hong kong movies, listens to K,J,C-Pop, and tries to get Asian friends. Usually tries to learn an Asian language as well.

Look there is another asiaphile wearing his Dragonball Z t-shirt that he never washes. That guy is trying to score with those ugly, fobby Japanese chicks by asking them to teach him Japanese in exchange for him teaching them English.

by anon June 12, 2003

asiaphile

anyone, Asian or not Asian, with a shallow interest in any one or more of the cultures of Asia, but are not fully aware of their substance.

dac is an asiaphile.

by LeiAhYeh May 19, 2004