assymetry

n.
1. How idiots spell "asymmetry."
2. The standard metric unit used to measure ass.

adj.
1. Used to describe a particularly fugly woman's face.

n.
1. ya that loks prety assymetrical lol
2. I had to get out an ass ruler just to figure out the amount of assymetry involved in this definition!

adj.
1. Shit, dawg, that chick's face was real assymetrical, fo' sho'.

by JaggedJesus November 16, 2007

Awsometestical

Like "awsometastical," but ending with "testical" instead, meaning something is "cool as balls."

Yeah dude, it was awsometestical.

by danikacee&liviaemm March 20, 2011

arsometry

A primarily British slang equivalent of anal intercourse www.sexualposition.info/sex_dictionary.html

He went to uni, but only really studied arsometry

by jcsegenmd December 12, 2012

ASSymetrical Information

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

by anon March 3, 2005

alcometer

another name for alcoholometer.

An alcometer is used to determine the strength or content of alcohol in distilled spirits.

by uttam maharjan May 12, 2011

Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019

Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.

We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..

by Panda2980 March 8, 2023