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pope of assholiness

A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.
Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010
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assholiness

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"
by bwitchu March 15, 2004
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His Assholiness

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.
Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021
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asseline

Vaseline derived from a homos ass
john loves to lather his abs up with asseline
by hung wang chung April 4, 2017
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asoline

Take the "g" off of "gasoline" and you get "asoline"! (Pronounced: ass-o-leen). If you fart a lot it means you have a lot of asoline and can possibly fill up a car's gas tank in the asoline to gasoline converter. if you don't fart much at all, you are low on asoline and need more! So many eat a can of beans or something and stay fuel for the whole day! The more asoline you have, the faster you go. ;
Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen that kid run so fast?
Person 2: No, but I think he has asoline.
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Friend 1: Dude, Friend 0 smells like mega ass!
Friend 2: He uses the diesel version of asoline...
Friend 1: Oh...I use unleaded, the normal stuff.
Friend 2: Yeah me too but the diesel gets you the bitches
by DXS July 7, 2008
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Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.
That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
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Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)
Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.
by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018
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