Apocolypse

when chuck norris, mr. T, and Bohemian Rhapsody get into a fight

(how dare you stone me and spit in my eye?)
Dude#1: holy fuck! mr t chuck norris and bohemian rhapsody are fighing
dude#2: OMG ITS THE APOCOLYPSE

by Zackfett May 14, 2008

The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

Apocolypse

When Donald Trump was elected for president during 2016.

"I remember when the start of the apocolypse happened... It was years ago, but it happened soon after Donald Trump was elected."

by SuccubusWhore November 9, 2016

Zombie Apocolypse

The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!

Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.

by bbbigbossbb December 18, 2005

asspocolypse

December 15.
Happy Kevoween - tumblr was flooded for a moment by black ass.

and a breif after party to commemorate the occasion.

in the asspocolypse, everyone's dash had some chick's ass.
it was ~*koalatea*~ while it lasted.

by tigerdepression December 17, 2010

Apocolypse

When the budha(see entry by Grim Reaper) realises that he has no more followers and then he comes down to earth and lands in a slave camp were he is mistaken for an escaping slave and then shot. Then a giant meteor hits the earth and destroys all living creatures.

"Hey look escaping slave shoot him!"
"No its Budha but OK"
BANG
"wow his head is shiny like that meteor heading towards us"
"Oh shit! AAAAAAAAAA-"
BANG!

by Grim Reaper May 13, 2005

asspocalypse

When the ass is to strong.

Dude I saw asspocalypse video last night.

by BraveheartWasFilmedIn3Weeks August 25, 2016