assenterbot

A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".

A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"

Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.

Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.

Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!

by MrPi October 1, 2006

Assmint

A descriptive word to say to a person, who stinks, or likes to dismiss foul odors from ones body.

You need an assmint, Preen is an Assmint

by Aonladar March 31, 2003

assential

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

by doradothedog May 19, 2010

Assentator

Assentator: 1)A would be flatterer. 2) An idiot that thinks yes is always the answer. 3)An individual that portrays him/herself as the reason for being.

Hey Sleuth, did ya see what JJ is doing to Aunt Fray? Yeah, that assentator is just after the inheritance. Yeah you're right Sleuth, That's why it's a good thing we're spending her money now!

by MavrickSauls July 9, 2010

assmeat

pretty obvious. flesh of the ass!

i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts.

by trephine December 27, 2002

Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010

assmeats

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

by The Bastard February 19, 2004