Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

asslammer

Assslammer, to "slam" "ass", referring to homosexual intercourse, but used as an insult. First used as a school insult after people got wind of "shitstabber". They then began making up their own ignorantly sexist insults.
I first heard this about a year ago, and as others have heard this it is now spreading across areas soon it may have spread completely if it hasn't already. (Mainly among townies yes the yobs who wear tracksuits all day)

"Get lost you assslammer!"
or
"Go assslam each other"

by dEATHkRAMMER November 27, 2004

asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

asslump

a big shit you took earlier that is still sitting in the toilet

i took a big asslump before!!!!!!!!!!!

by jnoto64 December 9, 2008

asstampon

a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex

me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass

by zedisdead87 May 29, 2011

The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005

Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.

Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.

by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017