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Astrology

Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
by Esrioas July 22, 2018
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Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology
That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.
by gomaz July 20, 2005
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Astrology Girl

Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius
by Icy96 November 20, 2022
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Astrology

How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities
Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?
by cl00nkio April 26, 2020
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Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole
"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."
by ETYLF August 4, 2009
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Astrologyphobia

The fear of horoscopes/astrology/zodiac signs or people who strongly believe in it
“Bro I’m so scared of Rebecca
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
by Johz March 3, 2021
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assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.
1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries
by blorgoclot April 13, 2011
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