assholeiosis

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.

Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.

by briguy3 November 26, 2009

Assholeosis

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

by BFH August 23, 2006

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014