Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF

It's about a guy named DAN who has since went OFF to run the QUIET MAFIA at some huge LUXURY HOTEL.

Direction of every brilliant IDEAS GRABBER.

BREAKING DOWN your LIFE.

This is a good confident GOOD SPORT.

We just had a MASS FAGG0T'S explosion and it seems to have come from the direction HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF which it they are quite a P00PING BITCH.0

You are such a HEADS UP ASSH0LE SELF COLEEN !0

Hey a great way to get down to each and every ELEMENT is do this underage PEDOPHILE STUFF and then you will get HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF with a lot of SQUIRT SODA too BOOT AND YEP is that DAN OVER AT THE BOOT EUROPA.

Keep YOUR HEADS UP YOUR ASSH0LE SELF will always be a GREAT ARGENTMENT for a GENTLEMEN AND LADIES , OUCH COME AFTER!!!!

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 24, 2022

Beating up assholes

1) Beating up bad people
2) Kicking someone in the bum
3) Anal sex

Person 1: What's he doing?
Person 2: Beating up assholes.
Person 1: Good for him!

by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023

Assholephrenia

What should be a clinical diagnosis for a person who has all the bravado of a Mensa member, but the substance of a meringue, and an I.Q. that rivals that of a 10 watt lightbulb. Often looks for a reason to complain, criticize, sabotage or simply act like a douchebag with no provokation.

My ex-girlfriend got mad after I cheated on her, kicked her dog, called her mom fat and stole her car.

Doctor: You have a condition known in psychiatry as Assholephrenia.

by LISW April 14, 2009

assholeaphobic

Your basically allergic to asshole people, you absolutely cant handle them. When they are being an asshole you must shut them up immediately.

You need to stfu cuz ya being an asshole and I'm assholeaphobic and I'll kick ya ass to the moon and back.

by G3n3r3c_1s_m3 April 26, 2020

gapetus assholeum

Gaping asshole. Lol

Once we finally captured B on Shipment, I realized I had a gapetus assholeum.

by Mitchell Wright January 20, 2020