assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.

1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

by Brent Elskan December 18, 2005

assorted

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)

The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!

by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

assortaint

Double meaning:

1. Past-tense KY podunk version of ascertained - Determined, discovered with certainty.

2. Noun - Anal or genital region of the male anatomy.

1. He assortaint that yer a dick.
2. Is that assortaint? I can't tell, but it smells like shit either way.

by Lydia McMullin November 3, 2006

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018