Assflash

The act of flashing your ass as oppose to a front flash. This is also known as a backflash.

Julia totally just assflashed me!

by Alien in Hotchkiss January 27, 2010

assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005

funky ass flea bass

1. The funky sound generated by advanced slapping techniques on a basss guitar. Made awesome by Flea, the Red Hot Chili Peppers bass guitarist.

2. Funky ass bass riff

1. Add a little lust to the funky ass flea bass.

2. Lay down some of that funky ass flea bass.

by farenheights April 20, 2005

Assflab

When a fat person walks in front of you and and you can't stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both ass cheeks that makes it look like they have four ass cheeks.

"Dude, check out Jen's assflab."

"Ah Man! Fuckin' gross, not cool."

by Reddit0r February 8, 2013

Assflames

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!

Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy

by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011

assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008