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asshattery

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.
Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!
by mrshert September 8, 2011
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AssHat

A complete and utter moron. A dumbass or idiot. A individual with a very low IQ. A person(s) with nothing to offer in a legitimate conversation.
If speaking randomly and out of context was a sport,,, you would take the cake asshat.
Or; thank for wasting my time that I can never get back, you f@cking asshat!
by Reno/flex February 21, 2015
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Asshat

A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.
by Chaos company July 16, 2014
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Asstat

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.
"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.
by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015
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Assata

She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.
Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.
by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017
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asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.
Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.
by DolfinFin February 27, 2015
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Asshats

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton July 29, 2008
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