assburger 

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

assburger by molecule March 7, 2004

Assburger 

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

Assburger by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Assburger 

An autistic person that is an asshole

Man my brother us an assburger

Assburger by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018

assburger 

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

assburger by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

Assburger Helper by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

Assburger Syndrome 

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburger's Disorder 

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

Assburger's Disorder by Butt Man April 6, 2015