asstraction

A social situation that entails the diversion of one's attention from a current matter of business to another's behind, usually causing an embarrassing situation and/or car accident.

"Remember that girl from the store who was causing a total asstraction? She was pretty."

by Jon Mathews December 20, 2007

astaciones

a gas like drug that floats throughout the air that mainly can only go into affect by certain people. Causes very high mood swings and constant laughing. You may seem drunk or high but in reality are completely sober. Theres just some astaciones in the air is all.

Girl1:AHAHAHA OMG WE SHOULD GO ON A SWIIIIIIIING I LUUUUUV SWINGS
Guy:dude..what is up with her
Girl2: oh nothing, theres just major astaciones in the air.

by i.laugh.too.much June 26, 2009

assecution

To conquer/destroy an ass in a sexual or violent way.

The pornographic film we stole from my dad's desk had an assecution scene.

by Legionlovesllamas April 14, 2015

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

attaction

An intense desire and sexual magnetism between partners which is so overpowering, it may appear they are mutually attacking each other sexually. Note that 'Attaction' can be experienced over a period of time, or as a discrete episode, but it is an intense, all consuming and always pleasurable experience.

Their attaction was so all-consuming, often passers by would stop and take photos. They'd whisper, whatever that is, i want it too.

by PumpkinPumpkin February 6, 2018

assumtionate

to make a an uneducational statment

Mr Moore why did you ASSUMTIONATE that I did something wrong.

by Sean Walsh July 30, 2008

assaconda

way to describe large male genitalia that gets a lot of action. it refers to the amount of ass a guy gets along with the size of his penis.

Joe: Yo, I can't believe that Jimmy got with her. Shes so picky ive tried to get with her since freshman year.

Jackie: Well, I've heard he has an assaconda.

Joe: A what?!

Jackie: Haha an assaconda. Its when his dick is big, like an anaconda, which helps him get alot of ass.

Joe: Oh, ha makes sense.

by uhhhhhamanduhh<3 February 19, 2010