Assquake

When your ass is so fat, you cause an earthquake when you sit down.

Megan caused an assquake when she sat down at lunch.

by ryzann March 7, 2016

assquach

A male or female who is both bulky and hairy.

Greg is an assquach, he has to shave his shoulders.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

assquach

One whos ass region resembles that of a sassquach, so as to say, they have an exceedingly hairy ass.

Beware the mooning of the assquach

by Steveblah August 1, 2006

assquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

by oddkin February 17, 2005

assquake

a a fat woman who farts and causes natural disasters

"damn you just made an assquake"

by Amanda is awesome May 2, 2008

Assquach

zach 2019

you look like an Assquach

by fuck me in the Assquach October 11, 2019