assquatch

A close cousin to Sasquatch, assquatch is also known as the abominable ass-raper. Enjoys raping anybody and anything it can catch in the ass.

Person: Ooops, I dropped my keys.
Assquatch: Grrrrrrrr!!!!
Person: YOWCH!!!!

by SOAD fan September 26, 2006

Assquatch

When a girl posseses a hairy behind.

Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.

by Giggity52 November 25, 2010

asssquatch

a stupid person, a person with too much hair, an canadian person

that canadian is a total asssquatch

by dj spex at AnimeIowa and AnimeDetour '07 July 11, 2007

assquatch

Someone (Usually a man) who is big, burly and notorious for dropping huge, toilet-clogging poops.

Freind 1: Man why it smell like a horse just crapped in your bathroom?

Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch

by OchoCincoFan September 11, 2010

Assquatch

when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch

dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch

by iequalgenius February 21, 2011