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ass ripper

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.
Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006
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Jack the Ass Ripper

Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.
Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.
by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015
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Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.
OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.
by Dooki man May 26, 2021
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

In World 2 of the game Inselkampf Axthrower is the raging ass raper in the shitter
Axthrower: Its raging ass raper in the shitter time
Indole: Its what?!
Axthrower: Rape Rape Rape
by yeah I did it3333333 November 6, 2010
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

a person who has a passion for anal rape on the shitter.
Man, Craig likes to perform raging ass raper in the shitter.
by fhcgh October 9, 2006
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ass raper

to shove a golden dildo right up a uncouncious mans ass
i went to that alley and i saw a guy get ass raper
by kevin granger April 7, 2007
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