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ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.
Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.
by bumble dick July 12, 2010
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Ass monger

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
by G-maximus October 3, 2003
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Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.
Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.
by I forget January 11, 2004
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Donkey raving ass monger

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.
Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.
by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003
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Whore Raping Ass Monger

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.
Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab
by Dethfate January 16, 2009
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Ass monger

Some who sells or trades ass.
The ass monger has a 20% sale.
by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004
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ass monger

A derogitory term, an insult.
by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 3, 2003
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