Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
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Get the venezuelan ass kicking mug."There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest mug.it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)
by WallOGainz April 22, 2017
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"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
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"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
Get the like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest mug.When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010
by CharlieSaxon July 1, 2010
Get the Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking mug.I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017
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