Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.
"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."
or
"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
or
"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
by Jason Landrie February 13, 2006
Get the Waffle Assmug. Man I sat on that Milk crate for a couple hours last night at the camp fire and went to bed with a waffle ass.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002
Get the waffle assmug. by Sardonic10001 February 21, 2009
Get the Waffle assmug. A common occurrence inside penitentiaries. When one inmate presses his shaved butt cheeks against the grate of a SHU recreation cage, while his homeboy in the next cage sticks his meat shank through said grate and proceeds to beat those shit cakes.
by Gaysofthunder69 February 25, 2020
Get the Waffle Assmug. I was about to have sex with this girl but when she pulled down her pants,
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.
I almost vomited at the sight of her waffle ass.
by ham May 10, 2004
Get the waffle assmug. When a man has the imprint of the shower drain on his ass after hot sex with a woman. In order to achieve this look the man should sit directly on the drain while the woman bounces on him. After this violent escapade the man's ass will have a design resembling an Eggo.
by Leggomyeggo11 December 17, 2010
Get the Waffle Assmug. N. An alcoholic pothead.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
Etymology - Describes a blacked out pothead's ass after he sits on the waffle iron. Typically only achieved with a BAL above .4%, some may find marijuana is not necessary to achieve this effect, but ganga has been scientifically shown to increase your odds of making waffles 1000%. Usually one comes out of his or her blackout only once one's flesh begins to char. Mmm, burned human ass flesh.
by ***fuck you, the mighty fucker April 2, 2011
Get the Waffle Assmug.