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Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007
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Teardrop ass

A teardrop ass is when that booty looks like a teardrop or a half a heart.
Damn bro she got that perfect teardrop ass, i wanna smash.
by Feral_Booty_Inspector May 31, 2018
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tearing ass

acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass
Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.
by KhaimelioN January 24, 2007
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tear ass

1. To fart loudly; to fart with such force that it's as if one's ass is literally tearing open.

(Syn. "rip ass")
1. Holy shit! Are we under attack or did you just tear ass?

2. Roll down the windows. Bobby just tore ass.
by Mr. Filbert October 9, 2008
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Tear Ass

two words that sound like Japan's current prime minister of 2009, Taro Aso.
ウィアブ-chan: have you realiezed that Taro Aso's name sounds like Tear Ass?

ワパニイス-chan: OMG like no wai
by youtubechad5161 July 11, 2009
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tearin' ass

To describe a person that is crazy/out of their mind.
Joey, u tearin' ass if u think you poof ahh is gonna start next year.
by poof ahh February 4, 2010
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tear-ass

The tear-ass was a fart heard by everyone, even though the party was noisy.
by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009
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