Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Ass Cakes

In Israel:

Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.

Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"

Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"

by Rasta J March 29, 2009

ASS CAKE

another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)

WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS

by nittynora December 23, 2010

chocolate ass cake

n. poop.

Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.

by cj February 22, 2004

Bitch Ass Cake

A term used when angry or something goes wrong.

Origins: Created when much effort was put into a recipe for a cake and even though it came out perfect it still tasted horrible. Creator = Jackie.

"Hey did you hear we have a test in History?"
"Really? Bitch ass cake!"

by Just let me put my name!!!....Caty April 26, 2006

bridgette ass cake

A man or boy that is dumb as hell and likes to get his ass beat

That kid chris is a bridgette ass cake, I am going to beat the shit out of that Bridgette ass cake

by ScottWillette October 11, 2006

cake ass

1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible

"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005