aspe

Main meaning: Idiot

Person 1: Your such an aspe
Person 2: I know (sigh)

by marcdamelio April 11, 2020

ASP

Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)

Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!

by SkyMetal666 July 14, 2011

ASP

ASP more commonly known as Average Sized Penis

Vinnie: "Hey guys, look at this..."

*pulls down pants*
Ashlee: "Oh, that's an ASP"

by ayedotkay October 29, 2020

ASP

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

by The finger bandit May 7, 2014

ASPS

Angry Small Penis Syndrome

When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.

Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.

Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS

by Guadalupay November 19, 2021

asping

Saying something non-funny repeatedly to annoy the other people.

Justin Beiber was asping by repeatedly saying "BABY".

by dogeeatingdogs July 5, 2016

asping

The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.

Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!

by Person#101245 July 5, 2016