aspe

Main meaning: Idiot

Person 1: Your such an aspe
Person 2: I know (sigh)

by marcdamelio April 11, 2020

ASP

Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)

Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!

by SkyMetal666 July 14, 2011

ASP

ASP more commonly known as Average Sized Penis

Vinnie: "Hey guys, look at this..."

*pulls down pants*
Ashlee: "Oh, that's an ASP"

by ayedotkay October 29, 2020

ASP

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

by The finger bandit May 7, 2014

ASPS

Angry Small Penis Syndrome

When someone is angry at everything and hates on others for no reason.

Friend 1: "Why is Dave always so angry and hating on people?
Friend 2: "Bro, poor guy is suffering with ASPS.
Friend 1: That's too bad. At least he's good with his mouth.

Driver: You see that fuckin guy cut me off in that lifted truck?
Passenger: Yeah, he definitely got ASPS

by Guadalupay November 19, 2021

asping

The act of repeating something not funny over and over again, usually through an instant messaging system.

Person One: JHOOOONNNNN CCCCCEEEENNNNAAAAA!!!!!!
You: STOP asping!

by Person#101245 July 5, 2016

asp

euphemism for "ass"

He managed to defend himself and cover his asp

by biwan0 April 8, 2021