Asmongold

A person who goes big dick (big clit for women) in a video game

I just went asmongold on that boss. Didn't get any purps doe. C-can I get that btw?

by pt_yrrep_x March 9, 2017

Asmongoloid

A creature resembling something between a hobo and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.It is pretty rare to find one and they can be drawn to specific areas of your homes like basements or rooftops.If you want to capture one you need to use drinks like Doctor Pepper and DQ drinks and chill food which is the best to use as bait.If you are successful you WILL get rewarded as they normally carry some gold gathered by many years of begging others to help it.So get to work boys and have a good hunt !

I found one Asmongoloid in my roof.Now i can buy as many Longboys as i want !!!

I saw one Asmongoloid yesterday and it asked me if i had 5.000.000 gold.

I caught one Asmongoloid and i used like 200 Doctor Peppers.I thought i needed more.I guess i was lucky.

by Daphne Adams October 31, 2020

Asmongold

He's like my dad

Asmongold is bald.

by Sir Defines Stuff October 3, 2018

Asmongoldism

When you think you're so right, autism isn't enough

I am a literally made dustin hoffman roll in his grave, before he did. (Asmongoldism for the poorly designed system to meet the brain aneurysm(

by bruno4 March 31, 2021

Asmongold

A famous Youtuber and Twitch streamer who plays World of Warcraft and has been playing since the summer of 2006. He joined Youtube in the year 2010. He was born in Austin, Texas to 2 parents and a multitude of siblings. He started streaming in the 2016 and has been enjoying doing it ever since. His irl first name is Zack. His World of Warcraft story began in the summer of 2006 when his friend Zack, saw the game on his shelf while they were playing Halo and told him that they should play the game and he has been playing ever since. He currently has over 3.5 years of game time and is the guild leader for the Alliance Progressive Raiding Guild "Indestructible". Over the years, he managed to generate over 28000 achievement points, 3.8 million gold, 4.5 million health points, and an ilvl of 925. He currently resides in Austin, Texas with his parents in which live with him. He is definitely one of the greatest WoW players to ever live. He is an absolute true legend.

If we are going to complete this raid, we need to go full Asmongold on this fucking boss, you get me?

Sup y'all, it's me, it's ya boy Asmongold.

by DJT for prez July 30, 2017

Amonglon

A species relative from the internal universe specifically from the video game "Among Us". These species contain slaughtering other living things for food, including the species the "Crewlon". The Amonglon species has been extinct as of 7/24/21 after the attack on Amonglia, which killed Mother Impostor, the one who gave birth to the Amonglon species out of the ordinary. There is another planet 87 light-years away, Planet Amonglia, that may contain the Amonglon Species, may travel to earth and rehab.

If I get tested positive for the Sus Test, I think I will become an Amonglon.

by The Amonglon September 3, 2021

Amongoose

When a mongoose is sus

Person 1: Hey that mongoose over there be lookin kinda sus
Person 2: I guess you could say there's a mongoose amongoose

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 28, 2022