asherbate

1)To mastrubate on school grounds. Named after a boy who mastrubated regularly during history class and most likely every other class he had.

Don't asherbate or else the asian kids take videos and post them on youtube.

by SneeMan July 10, 2007

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Maskurbate

When a man inserts his penis into the mouth part of a mask to imitate a female performing fellatio.

Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

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Afkurbater

A person on a online MMORPG that goes AFK to masturbate to fantasy themed porn

Afkurbater, Afkurbating, Afkurbated.

Warrior: Time to pull guys
Healer: hold on AFK
Rogue: Ahh shit hes a Afkurbater

by FatéLeThOn December 17, 2008

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After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.

Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.

Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.

by tst2000 October 6, 2010

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